he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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