Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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