k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
