i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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