fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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