He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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