Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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