At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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