bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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