if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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