people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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