People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How's work?
Spinning.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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