I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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