My friends, they love my intelligence
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
