Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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