Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
