I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
