tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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