Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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