Non-Jews are for practice
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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