Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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