One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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