Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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