guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We are two peas in an std pod
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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