My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Shame is for Republicans.
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