God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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