I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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