i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
BRING THE BAGELS
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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