You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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