My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I checked into jail on foursquare
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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