think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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