: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I think I just sharted jello shots
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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