North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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