we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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