He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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