I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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