Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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