I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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