Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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