Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
sarcasm needs its own font
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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