Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
