North Korea, Best Korea!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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