You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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