I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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