if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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