took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think my moral compass just broke
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