just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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