Will you blow on my dice?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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