a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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