If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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