Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My vagina is very pro this idea
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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