end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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