How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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