its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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