she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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