My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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