just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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