what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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